If I Had $1,000,000

Barenaked Ladies

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Capo second fret
Intro: G D C (4 times)

G     D             C
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D         C
 Well, I'd buy you a house, (I would buy you a house)
G         D             C
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G            D                  C
 I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
G         D             C
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D         C
 Well, I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
G         D             C                     D
 And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.

C      D             G                     Em               C
 (If I had a million dollars)  I'd build a tree fort in our yard
       D             G                   Em                        C
 (If I had a million dollars)  You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
       D             G                                     Em                              C         D
 (If I had a million dollars)  Maybe we could put, like, a little tiny fridge in there somewhere......

Intro (2 times)

G     D             C
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D             C
 Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
G         D             C
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                 C
 Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama, or an emu)
G         D             C
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                        C
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
G         D             C                     D
 And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.

C      D             G                     Em                  C
 (If I had a million dollars)  We wouldn't have to walk to the store
       D             G                          Em                  C
 (If I had a million dollars)  We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
       D             G                     Em                C          D
 (If I had a million dollars)  We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner......

Intro (2 times)

G     D             C
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D             C
 Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress that's cruel)
G     D             C
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                 C
 Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso, or a Garfunkel)
G     D             C
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G          D                        C
 Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
G     D             C                     D
 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love.

C      D             G             Em            C
 (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars
       D             G             Em            C
 (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars
       D            G      Em       C       D         G
 If I had a million d - o - l - l - a - r - s, I'd be rich.